Tonight was going to be boring anyway.
LOOK AT MY LOVE IN HER JIM COSPLAY *SQUEE*
imagine spending christmas with your internet friends
giving each other horribly shitty joke gifts
decorating the christmas tree with fictional character printouts and tampons
the house is covered in tinsel and partially-melted christmas knick-knacks you found at a yard sale
music playing in the background
a huge christmas feast except you managed to burn the main course so you ordered pizza instead
everyone has to wear an ugly sweater
Mostly I just think about naps and kissing you.
((How to Jim in five easy steps))
Step one: Acquire hair
Step two: Acquire water for hair (protip: don’t hide from the water. the water is your friend.)
Step Three: Bring comb through watered hair like so
Step four: Pretend like you care
Step five: Hairspray (Protip: Do not embrace the hairspray)
Step six: Fix informalities and go fucking nuts
GIMME MAKEUP THING.
We’re having an Impressionist Day at school where you dress up like someone else, and I want to go as Jim (complete with IOU apple), find whoever’s dressed as Sherlock (THERE MUST BE ONE OUT THERE) and exchange favourite quotes and stuff.
O_O are you actually serious because eek my heart is overcome with happy feelings
and i will do that i guess yep